Cynical Bystander

I am a guy who spends most of his day time sitting in front of the computer, playing pool, and eating. I like sitting in a corner and watching how the world goes by. But I enjoy not being part of the action, but at some level I need to play some role. I guess by writing about what I observe, I will play my role.- an important one,nonetheless. Just imagine, who would have heard of Rama, had Valmiki not written Ramayana. Hence me==Valmiki, and the world == Rama

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Learn from the tube

If you are like most of the people out there in the world, who remain hooked to the tube all day long, [that partly includes me, ask my wife], there is a new channel TLC [The Learning Channel] that might actually teach in addition to actually entertaining you.

Though they are mostly reality shows, some of them are really interesting.

1. What not to wear -- well for total fashion disasters like me, with totally out of shape bodies, it gives a good idea of what not to wear ... [before you go all metrosexual on me, I accept it, so chuck it]

2. Take home chef -- one person gets a celebrity chef to come to his/her house and cook a special meal for the family...

3. Honey we are killing the kids -- How the eating habits and sedentary lifestyle of the modern American generation is killing them

4. Flip that house -- the latest thing in town, buy a old and in bad-shape house, put in some money, renovate it and earn rich profits on it

5. Overhaulin -- Take a classic car, [again] in bad shape, renovate it, pimp it a bit, and give it back to the owner, all without his knowledge.

6. While you were out -- Renovation of a room within a small period of time, when the people living there are out on a vacation.

Well, now I know you guys must be thinking, he really watches too much TV... Well yeah it has increased a bit now that am in US, but some of these things are really interesting

PS: I just bought a house, and was trying to help my wife furnish it and get the interior work done and "while you were out" gave some nice ideas [PS: Mrs Cynic - if you are reading this, I know I didn't do much. Thanks for taking care of it all While I was out 'pun intended'].

3 Comments:

Blogger Amateur Blogger said...

Mrs. Cynic has just gone Carpenter hunting (well, not in the hunting dog way).... Please leave a message :D

12:49 PM  
Blogger Shashank Mohan said...

Do share the learning on point 1. Rest are not applicable to me :)

2:24 PM  
Blogger The Cynic said...

Of course, in person I hope :)

2:24 AM  

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